(Note: As I'm writing this, I have "What Does the Cover Say?" to the tune of "What Does the Fox Say?" stuck in my head. So annoying.)
"I'm secretly plotting your demise and wondering if your eyes should be described as emerald-green or sea-green in my book."
"ENOUGH WITH THE FAN ALREADY."
"Be afraid. Be very afraid."
"I'm wearing a dress I never once wear in this book, because it would be impossible to put my sword through your spleen with it on."
"Oh! I, um, was not expecting company. Uh . . . this is awkward . . ."
"HUMAN LOOK FUNNY. CARDBOARD MAN EAT HUMAN."
"Hey, is anybody going to paint on my other eye? Hello?"
"Yeah, you. I'm looking at YOU."